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HorseSperm

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: NY
Job: Audio Artist

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In West Philadelphia

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 22, 2008 @ 5:44 PM EDT

.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
LOL SARCASM

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I Had Foundu

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 21, 2008 @ 7:49 PM EDT

( I know i spelled fondu wrong ).
But anyway if you guys dont know what fondu is its basicly really gooey chesse. you can dip bread, veggies and alot of other good things.
Our first course was. a swiss chesse foundu. then we had a salad and a main dish, Then we had a white choco fondu wich was really good.
Theres tons of pics il post when i get back from philly ( pics).
Right now im in the embassy suites computer i hacked to get onto newgrounds.
IT COST 49 cents a minuite!
Any of you guys ever had fondu before?

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HorseSperm

REAL TIME COMMENTS

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 20, 2008 @ 6:12 AM EDT

HIT IT. FILL THE PAGE UP

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lol yo

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 18, 2008 @ 6:57 AM EDT

http://ngunited.roflforum.net
SIGN UP AND IL FEEL FUZZY

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HorseSperm

fucking epic

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 15, 2008 @ 5:27 PM EDT

read above

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HorseSperm

lol dirty cock

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 11, 2008 @ 4:28 PM EDT

READ ABOVE*

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HorseSperm

lol

Posted by HorseSperm Apr. 4, 2008 @ 6:24 PM EDT

read it and weep

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Im Planing A Newgrounds Machinima

Posted by HorseSperm Mar. 29, 2008 @ 9:27 PM EDT

Hey guys. As i was sitting at my computer earlier today i relizied How good of an idea it would be to have a newgrounds Machinima in Counter strike source, I posted this topic for people who want to be involved in this, Heres how it would work

We plan our machinima using storyboards and whatnot,Somone would need to have fraps because i dont have it, Leave the youtube uploading to me,

We can really get this started, We just need some people with experinice with writing scripicts,Someone with fraps, Good story and skits somewhat revolving around Newgrounds

My steam name is RAINING WOLF
My email is Zeppelinfreak214@hotmail.com
I forgot my MSN Because it is on another computer i just made it yesterday too*
My gamertag is in my sig

I am not obviously on my main computer now, i am at a friends house and wont be back until sunday night wich would probolly mean we would start the filiming and such during the week
Post your ideas and questions so far, Remember we would need somebody with fraps to help out
* I forgot my skype name too But i have that too*
Sorry for my spelling errors i type kinda fast
Thanks guys!

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i think you guys r cool

Posted by HorseSperm Mar. 29, 2008 @ 6:49 PM EDT

Np.

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Worlds largest keilbassa

Posted by HorseSperm Mar. 23, 2008 @ 10:39 AM EDT

Thats pretty fucking big...
Cock joke*

HAPPY EASTER!

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