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HorseSperm's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 7 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 710 Points

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/21/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Concorde Unlocked 7/17/10
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 7/17/10
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga 50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 6/22/10
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/23 (25/540 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Bloodbath Unlocked 7/15/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
THE END 100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 7/18/10
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Kayak Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Crush 10 kayaks
NuclearRocket Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 7/18/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin Unlocked 7/17/10
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
Horse Unlocked 7/18/10
50 Points
Kill 9 horses
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/17 (350/525 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 7/18/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 7/18/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 7/18/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 7/18/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark Unlocked 7/18/10
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur Unlocked 7/18/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 7/18/10
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 7/18/10
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 7/18/10
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 7/18/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Radioactive Unlocked 7/18/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/500 points)